Never let them see you sweat.

You want to ask me somethin?   just a daily adventure in my life that i came across. (:

"Dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk; phony niggas are outlined in chalk."
Wu-Tang (via wu-shinobi)

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— 9 hours ago with 398 notes


how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

(Source: daenerystargayren, via cumfort)

— 9 hours ago with 675672 notes


boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: brivid, via strayngegirlie)

— 9 hours ago with 470848 notes
"The woman has a lethal ego, she can make you feel that she hates you, while she’s madly in love with you."
— 9 hours ago with 14781 notes


american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

(via dutchster)

— 9 hours ago with 81474 notes


Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via stephanieeerosee)

— 9 hours ago with 417292 notes


I want to sit with someone at 3 am and talk. Like really talk. I want you to tell me what keeps you up at night, that dream you keep having, what certain songs make you feel like, what you think happens after death. Talk to me about your family and your dreams.

(via shewantsjeanesa)

— 9 hours ago with 281633 notes


Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(Source: telapathetic, via cumfort)

— 9 hours ago with 169480 notes


How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via virginity)

— 9 hours ago with 329961 notes


*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Source: devoures, via hotboyproblems)

— 9 hours ago with 18744 notes